Ours is a story fraught with peril, plagued by adversity, and almost rendered kaput by the omnipresent, malevolent forces set forth by the status quo.

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Luckily for us, we discovered Amanita. 

 

The rest is basically history, and here we are, proud to be stewards, advocates, and suppliers of this great and beautiful mushroom 🍄.

 

We started Kestra with the belief that everyone deserves access to the incredible benefits of Amanita.  And through careful sourcing, testing, and refining recipes, a realization emerged:

 

This mushroom offers extraordinary value for anyone yearning to reclaim inner harmony, creativity, and stoic calm amid the current, chaotic backdrop of alienation, societal turmoil, and rampant corporate depravity.

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But why the hell should you trust us and our products?

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​Is Kestra just another sham online vender where seemingly amazing, too-good-to-be-true products turn out to be absolute trash?

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Or worse, where your order just never arrives? 

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Or, in the most absurd twist, you fall victim to such extreme identity theft that your only option is to flee to the mountains of Wyoming with nothing but a shotgun, a horse, and a loincloth—desperate to avoid a public flogging to the death by an angry mob convinced you're the CEO of a “healthcare” insurance company?

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But seriously, we get it. 

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​You’ve got every reason to be skeptical—this is the internet, after all. 

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But at Kestra, our mission is simple: to provide top-notch Amanita products that keep their potency over long periods of time due to our unmatched packaging/preservation methods and our recipe innovations.

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The only thing we can do from behind our computer screen is assure you that every product we offer has been crafted with care, rigorously tested, and sourced with utmost integrity.

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So. if you end up thinking they suck just return them for a refund.  We won't make that big of a deal out of it...

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In any case, we stand behind our work and hope you’ll give us a shot. We think you’ll be glad you did.

 

Another important bit: our products are for research purposes only. 

 

Anyone who ingests these products is going against our intention, which is to use them either topically or as decorations in your home or car.

 

In other words, please listen to the FDA and the rest of the medical industry when they tell you to not do stuff.  Clearly, their primary concern is for the health and wellness of all USA citizens.

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As always,

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"Go Slow"

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